Pickpocketing 101

One of the hard parts of being a DM is the characters doing random things, like pickpocketing a random person. Here is a list of 101 random things that could be found in a pocket. Two notes: I run a post-apocalyptic campaign where modern items might be found, plus in the Middle Ages, "pockets" might be larger pouches and bags than what you would expect. 

1. A hard-boiled egg
2. 7 pieces of bullion (for broth) 
3. A box of matches, two crushed packs of cigarettes, and a couple of Tic-Tacs
   
   
4. A pack of Fruit Stripe gum
5. One nugget of gold
6. a Polariod of Meri, Pippin, and Treebeard
7. Half a turkey sandwich in waxed paper 
8. 17 ketchup packets
9. 3 fortune cookies, two are broken, but the third still functions
10. A spork and a knife
11. A bar of soap and one sock
12. A cheese knife and a wedge of cheese
13. A multitool 
14. Hockey tape and puck
15. A sling and 7 bullets
16. A sewing kit
17. One large onion
18. A ball of twine
19. 7 quarters and 3 dimes
20. A jar of Grey Poupon
21. A pair of gloves and a trowel
    
    
22. A Zippo lighter
23. 3 perfect skipping stones
24. A pair of glasses
    
25. 3 silver bars
26. A bundle of parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. 
27. A set of files
28. A measuring tape
29. Scissors and a piece of chalk
30. A small first aid kit
31. A heel of bread
32. A small box of snuff
33. 4 tubes of paint and a brush (white, vermillion, ivory black, and yellow ochre) 
34. A balisong
35. A pipe, a tobacco pouch, and a cleaning tool
    
36. A laser pointer
37. A small pouch
38. A tin cup and a tea ball
39. A can of grease
40. A lucky coin
41. 3 chess pieces, one bishop, one queen, one rook. 
42. An Uno deck
43. 3 bungee cords
44. A paperback book, "What is Dungeons and Dragons?"
45. 6 ball bearings, 1" steel
46. 12 copper pennies in a snap pouch
47. A kalimba 
48. A pair of small nunchucks (1d3 damage) 
    
    
49. A folding pocket knife with the letter "P" engraved on it
    
    
50. Archery bracer and finger gaurds
51. Steel wool
52. Pegs for a lute
53. 15 safety pins
54. A compass
55. A small oil lamp, empty
56. Sunglasses, pink with rhinestones
57. A hymnal
58. Three tiny screwdrivers and a 10 mm socket
59. A pack of clove cigarettes and a book of matches
60. A tube of toothpaste and a well-used toothbrush
61. 3 votive candles in glass and wire holders 
62. 3 Sharpie markers, orange, brown, and black
    
    
63. 6 sheets of paper, the 6th has plans for a garden
64. A small book: "The Early History of Rome" by Levy
65. A pair of pliers and 8 nails
66. A canvas roll for paint brushes
67. 3 cards: a Jack, a Queen, and two, all clubs
68. A roll of Duct Tape and a small razor
    
    
69. A brush and soap in a cup
70. 3 carabiners and three iron spikes
71. A tiny 6" hammer
72. A play program from "Guys and Dolls"
73. A box with 3 gears on the front
74. 6 packets of seeds: tomatoes, zucchini, cucumbers, onions, lettuce, and goblins
75. A kitten
76. 24 cough drops
77. 72" of wick and a ball of wax
78. An oil can, full
79. A fabric map of France
80. A set of dominoes
81. Wolfsbane
82. 17 wooden dice, all 1d6
    
83. A set of shot glasses
84. Two ferrets
85. A straight razor and a small leather strop
86. A jar of Nutella 
    
    
87. A brass electric torch
88. Thieves tools
89. Brass wire and cutter
90. A set of guitar strings
91. A can of chicken noodle soup with a P-38 can opener
92. 23 recipe cards
93. A flask of brandy
94. A bottle of fluid, clearly labeled "food poisoning"
95. A glass cutter
96. 3 quartz crystals on a lanyard
97. 3 packs of sugar and 16 packs of saccharine
98. A glass jar full of milk
99. A pair of mittens and a hat
100. One rubber spatula

Bonus item: 

101. The One Ring