A Simple Crown for Saunders

I was always fascinated with the artifacts in the DMG, but there was always a problem with them. They were written for someone else's campaign, plus they were essentially cursed. And often world-breaking. 

I often make up artifact-level magic items for my campaign. In general, they are more of a McGuffin of limited utility rather than The Ring of Power. I really suggest using the artifacts in the DMG as a guide rather than items to be selected. 

The Crown of Saunders is one such item. The Kingdom of Saunders is a tiny place. Its main claim to fame is that the wisdom of the kings has allowed it to remain stable for centuries. This is the power of the Crown, the actual crown worn by the king. 

Saunders' main problem is that its princes usually fall prey to the men around the king, the type of men who always gravitate to power. Every prince has always been remembered as a horrible little prick, who, upon ascending the throne and donning the crown, suddenly had a change of heart and became wise and kind. 

This is the Crown's doing. It has the following magic: 

Reverse Alignment (once in a lifetime),
Immunity to Charm,
Allows the spell ability of a 9th-level Magic-User, 
Confers on the owner the ability to sing, swim, ride horses, and dance exceptionally well. 
Confers the ability to speak and understand many languages. 
Confers a +1 to Charisma, up to 19.  

The first 3 powers require the wearing of the crown. If someone other than the king wears the crown, they will experience the alignment reversal, but not gain any of the other abilities. Those are reserved for the king. 

The DM should make up a list of spells for the crown as if a Magic-User were getting ready for travel, not combat. These can be cast once per day, but only if the crown is worn. These extra spells require no study or a spell book. Should the king actually be a Magic-User, that person can cast their own spells or one of the ones the crown "knows", but they cannot exceed the casting limits of a 9th-level caster. They don't get to cast extra spells. The Magic-User is required to study if they wish to cast a spell from their own spell book as per normal. 

The next three powers are conferred to the proper owner of the crown, not someone wearing it or holding it. It is impractical to wear the crown all the time, especially when dancing or horseback riding. The Kings of Saunders can perform all of these tasks ridiculously well, but I will leave the actual bonus up to you. I will note that drownings and riding accidents never happen to the Kings of Saunders; it's like they are Olympic-level athletes. Hubris is still possible, but unlikely. 

DMs should select up to 3 languages for the Crown to confer to the King, based on your campaign setting. In my setting, these are "evil" languages that a King typically wouldn't study due to the stigma. 

Several wily kings have historically used the alignment-reversing power of the crown to "pardon" a politically motivated criminal by placing the crown on their head. This will force the alignment change, turning an evil or chaotic person into a lawful or good citizen. It greatly reduces the likelihood of reprisals and problems for the king.  The utility of this is dubious, as the reverse of neutral is still neutral, and so is reversing the alignment of someone who is acting out of logic or belief. On many occasions, this trick of "pardoning" has actually caused more problems for the king than it solves. 

So, here you have it. A very neat and powerful item that could, but doesn't have to be game-breaking. I will have a second historical post as to how this Crown was created. It is unusual because the Crown's gambit of powers are also unusual. 

Happy News!

This is a weird and happy update. 

Back in March of 2022, I received a bit of bad news. Amazon ended my Associate account. This ended an important source of revenue for my website. It also caused a headache; I had to go back and remove all affiliate links to Amazon. Well, as painful as it was, an agreement is an agreement. 

Last month, I vaguely mentioned this in a post, and amazingly, Amazon reached out to reinstate my account! This is great. I really appreciate the extra effort and being invited back to promote items I already use. 

So, we are back on with the Amazon Ads. As I previously stated, all ads will be clearly marked. I am in the process of going back through some (limited) posts to re-add previously removed ads. 

Since it was so painful to remove said ads, I have no intention of slapping ads into a ton of old posts. You will mostly see these appear in book reviews and posts where I specifically mention Amazon as a source. I am 100% certain you will see ads on books, just like you do for DriveThruRPG. I am much less likely to plug in an ad where a casual mention of Amazon is made. 

I like my sources of goods to be diversified, and you should, too. If I say a brand name and you see it somewhere else, by all means, use that other source. Be loyal, don't be inflexible. 

The Travelling Box

File under things I have done and should have done. Way back in 2020, I posted about a game by GDW called Striker. I assured myself that I would read and review it. That didn't happen. What really happened was I stuck the box in a drawer and moved it to the garage. 

That was a win because when the house burned a year later, I found a desk full of game books in the garage, which did not burn. 

Fast forward four years. 

I still haven't read this one, but I should. 

One of the problems with old games is that the cardboard boxes often fall apart, regardless of whether they are exposed to fire or not. This box is ok, but in a few years, it won't be. I cannot tell you how many games I have without boxes. This cramps my style of reading and reviewing things. 

However, I now have a laser cutter, which is also contributing to my lack of reading and reviewing. Funny how hobbies battle with each other. Here is my grand plan: Make boxes for games. 

This box is designed to fit the small booklet games that were so popular decades ago. The exterior dimensions are 6 1/4" (15.8 cm) x 9 1/4" (23.5 cm) x 1 3/4" (4.5 cm). The bottom panel has reinforcing teeth, and the lid has a backplate to prevent flex. 

This is a prototype, but once I have the design down, I plan to sell them on my website. I need to tweak the design a little. As you can see, it is a tiny bit too small for the modern hardback books that are common today.

I also had a friend ask if I could felt the interior, to prevent rattling. That means I need to make the box a smidgen larger. And learn how to apply the felt. Once I am 100% with my dimensions, I'll see how good my painting and staining skills are after all these years. 

These boxes have lift-off lids, which I like, but I will probably design two with wooden hinges and a fourth with metal. I need to set a clear goal and stop fidgeting with the design like I did in the picture to the left.  

I hope to have these for sale on Ko-Fi by September 1st. In these few weeks, I need to get a lot done. 

Clamshell iBook Hard Drive Replacement Alternative

I found this post hanging out from 2018. I thought I would share it. See my update about my Amazon Associate account.  

My aging Blue iBook is suffering from a lack of space. This machine shipped with a 10 GB hard drive way back in 1999. Since I launched theseoldgames.com, the need for installation space has gone up noticeably.

Ifixit.com has wonderfully detailed instructions for the repair of a variety of consumer products, including the iBook. They are my "go-to" site for most repair projects. However, replacing the iBook drive has 10 sections, 36 steps, and no time listed for the upgrade. It is also marked as difficult. Since I trust them, I believe that this is within my skill range, but will exceed my patience for the task.

When I upgraded my old computer's hard drive, the task took all of an hour. This is a much bigger project, one I am not convinced that I am ready to start.

I had been using a USB thumb drive as an alternative to upgrading the drive, but having a little dongle sticking out of the side of the computer was always a recipe for disaster. What if I broke the one and only USB port?

Well, that is where the SanDisk Cruzer Fit USB drive comes in. It's a tiny USB drive with more than adequate storage. 

The SanDisk Cruzer would not be my first pick because I am clumsy and forgetful. Under normal circumstances, I would lose this thing in less than a day. However, once it is plugged into the iBook, its sleek, small form is perfect for this machine. As you can see in the next picture, the SanDisk Cruzer doesn't extend past the edge of the case.

Perfect! Drive problem solved, no particular downsides other than losing the use of the USB. To be honest, aside from flash drives, I don't really plug in anything. 

One caveat when plugging any drive into an OS 9 Mac - Sometimes the Mac will want to initialize the disk into a flavor or form it can use. Most modern machines do not have this problem, so plugging the drive into the Mac first, formatting if needed, then putting information on it using a different machine is the route to go.

In a perfect world, I'd upgrade the hard drive, but this solution is so handy compared to the real fix, I'm gonna run with it.

Pros: Cheap and easy. You can find one like this on Amazon. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. This means I may receive a commission if you click on links and make a purchase, at no extra cost to you.

Cons: Can't boot from USB. Utilizes the only USB port on the machine.

Laser Cutter Update

I took some time to knock out a few projects this weekend. I created two different-sized boxes using an online template, finished a couple more bowls, and my wife added two requests for her plaque holder. 

It's really cool to have a laser cutter, but it is difficult to pick out which items to spend time on. 

The boxes are 9x5x2 1/4 and 6x4 3/4x1 1/4. They don't really suit any particular project I have in mind, but I will use these to practice staining and painting. Once have the finishing bit down, I will scale them up to hold figures and models.

What size would be best for figures? I'd really like to stop storing my Battlemechs in a terrium to protect them from my evil cats.  

The lids are totally plain, so I might add some designs to them. I don't really have the knack of double burning, where I cut out one lid and then burn an image on it, so I need to work on that process. 

Also, this particular type of wood is very "pitchy". The brown streaks in the images aren't an imperfection in the wood; it is the tar-like material that comes out of the wood when I cut with the laser. 

You can really see this substance in the images of the bowls. The small hexagon bowls are 5 3/4 by 1 1/2, while the larger ones are 6 1/2 x 2 inches. These examples highlight my lack of skill in finishing items. I tried painting some and finished the others with beeswax. I do like the beeswax finish. 

I can sand that brown stuff off, but with each layer of the bowl being 3/8 inch wide, sanding this one project is difficult. Sanding the boxes is a snap. This also highlights a couple of problems with these types of projects. I will hit on this last*. 

I don't know what the last two items are called. My wife purchased some home decor from 15 Monkeys. These included door hangers, signs, and these "plaques", for lack of a better word. Beth, the owner of 15 Monkeys, does a couple of subscription packages which we really enjoy. However, there are only so many Disney-themed items you can have in one home. My wife tends to switch up the subscriptions. 

You should check out 15 Monkeys on FB and on the website above. We have so many cool things designed by Beth. 

Jen asked me to make a couple of Dave Matthews Band-themed plaques to go in the holder she got from Beth. They are really easy to make if you have the measurements and a good idea of what you want. In the first image, you can see the DMB Coffee Rings, and a fire dancer in the second. 

What makes a good design is all in the finishing. Beth's 15 Monkey's designs are perfect, every time. These, not so much. My wife likes the natural wood, but that style doesn't match the holder. I might simply place hooks on my designs to be used as wall hangings. 

The last issue is, I'm happy to make my wife or myself something quick and kitchy. However, I have this vision of actually selling items. I don't have a storefront; I am just an online digital retailer. While one of my outlets does support physical goods, I am stuck with the twin dilemma of what style/size at what price? 

Costing out materials is easy. All of the items in this post cost less than $3 in materials. 

The machinery cost is higher. I have two computers, a laser cutter, a tablesaw, 3d printer, and a host of other tools I need to produce these items. As I use each tool, the price per item goes down. That is weird.  

Costing time is something else. Worse, getting good at something takes more time than the actual production of a finished good. My time is worth something. 

For this example post, I ended up creating 12 bowls (6 unseen), 6 boxes (4 unseen), and 2 plaques. All of these are non-saleable items. I think I need to think in terms of projects, as opposed to time to create and assemble a single item. 

I am not sure how to proceed, but you can be sure to see some new and unique items on my websites.